Jan Moir simply says what we're all thinking. Or at least she would do if we were all cunts. But, after her recent attack on dead gay people she has decided to simmer it down a little and attack David Tennant instead.

Like a racist tightrope walker, Moir must now tread very carefully in her columns. She must walk that fine line of not coming across like a bigoted fool, replete with hideously malformed potato looks, while also not coming across as a tedious waste of everyones time and, if she were ever on fire, piss.

With her stupid hair and mis-shapen eyes, Moir has certainly fallen in to the realms of fetid banality with her most recent article, which basically consists of a list of apperances David Tennant has made on TV over the past few weeks. "75 times!" she exclaims, as though this is in anyway interesting or relevant. if Jan Moir were stabbed through the skull with a horse's cock 75 times then fair enough, make a bit of an issue about the excess of it all - maybe ponder how that was even possible, surely after 20 or so impacts her entire head would have collapsed - but TV appearances? Does anyone actually give two shits?

Not even Moir actually cares, of course, she's much happier attacking the dead, foreigners or woofters, but she'll have to lay low on that front for a while.

Jan Moir simply says what we're all thinking. Or at least she would do if she said "Jan Moir is an idiot."

[Disinform would like to apologise to Jan Moir and her family for any offence caused in the above article - it was never our intention to imply that Moir is a vile sack of shit]