Why not take the following quiz and find out how psychic you are? Answers on a postcard please.

The phone rings. Usually:

1. You do not know who it is.
2. You make a guess about who it might be judging by the time of the call and
   current situation amongst friends and family.
3. You make a guess who it might be and are right most of the time. You always
   guess social services.
4. You always know who it is and why they're calling so don't bother picking it
   up.

You are thinking of someone when the doorbell rings, you open it and it is the
person you were thinking of. Do you...

1. Act nomally, as coincidence is quite common, otherwise we wouldn't have
   bothered inventing a word for it.
2. Get a bit freaked out for a good hour or two until East Enders comes on and
   you forget about it.
3. Tell them about it with great enthusiasm, as they politely smile and check
   you for self-inflicted wounds.
4. Don't say anything but hand them a note with the time and date that they
   turned up and a precis of why they were there.

The apocalypse happens are you:

1. Shocked.
2. Surprised.
3. Happy.
4. Surrounded by the, now worthless, money you have made from book sales
   predicting it.

Mostly A's - No luck, you're about as psychic as Uri Gellar - bending spoons
with nothing more than his hands.

Mostly B's - Although unable to break through natural laws you are
"enthusiastic" enough to give it a go.

Mostly C's - Reality seems to be a thin veneer for you, as though you can reach
through and touch the otherworld beyond, but it's always kept from your reach
by a thin membrane and the constraints of your straight jacket.

Mostly D's - On the surface it seems that you're quite a powerful psychic but,
beneath it all, you're just a fucking liar.