The Ant was a hard working and sensible creature who put the effort in during the day and got a solid eight hours sleep a night. The earwig, however, was a complete twat. He waltz around like he owned the place, banging in to things and talking far too loudly into a blue-tooth headset he always wore, that made him look like a cunt.

Eventually winter came and The Ant was warm and cosy in his meticulously constructed home while The Earwig continued to act like a fucking idiot; complaining that he couldn't get a signal even though no one gave a shit.

The Earwig did not survive long in the hard winter night, although due to his spectacular lack of self awareness he completely failed to notice.

Let that be a confused and meaningless lesson to us all.