Disinform is a collection of pages joined together by links in the standard web way. The major difference between Disinform and other, so called web sites, is one that can never be told due to the horrific, and deadly, cascading apocalypse this would cause.
Disinform is the brain-child of Malcolm Sppriongaer and Juliette Cavaughneron who, during a brief North-welsh indiscretion, birthed the site in a fanfare of indecision within the grounds of a nearby fort. Neither have spoken to each other since but the site-brain-child would not go quietly into the night.
Disinform joined a group of restless neer-do-wells in Canaervon and roamed most of the British Isles for several years before settling within Milton Keynes and washing the Capri on Sundays. There it expected to spend the rest of its days doing little more than annoying local Busy-body Mrs Triumph by leaving bags of urine by her windows on nightly occasions.
In 2001 Disinform was digitised through the mastery of an unknown alien species and uploaded to the internet as punishment for leaving further bags of urine on their favourite landing spot three weeks in a row and ever since that is where it has stayed.
Disinform is wanted by several police forces in the UK for leaving yet more bags of urine at crime scenes and writing "wank" on the doors of police stations in York, Wrexham and Stockport.
Having worked for both the Sunday Express and British Rail (pre-privatisation) Rich Belstram is considered, by many, to be an expert in his particular field.
His particular field is situated 20 miles east of Llanelli and can be seen clearly on the left hand side of the M4.
Tess Neuiuey was winner of the Golden Wrist in both 1999 and 2000 for her constant use of glib statements during moments of extreme danger. Respected throughout the world, Tess has gained a large following in Poland where she tours with her small band of acolytes.
Tess has been a heavy user of heroin since 1993 and can no longer raise her hand above waist height.
Cheeky and down to earth Spinach is loved where ever he goes and his chirpy demeanor and winning smile are enough to win the hearts of every woman and child this side of Watford.
Spinach has been smiling constantly since the death of his entire family in 1998 and there are fears amongst the medical profession that his grief could explode at any moment in a torrent of anguish and tears.
Randy Tony is known for his affection for both women and animals and his weekend trips to the lake district have achieved mythical status in many parts of the world.
From the age of 4 Tony has carried the same copy of Exchange and Mart about his person which he reads at every available opportunity.
Gifted with the innate ability to sense otherworldly creatures Josh has built a large shrine in his Shropshire town which, he hoped, would encourage locals to embrace all life and the energy that binds us and the universe together into a living whole. Unaccustomed to such a structure the towns folk burnt it down and replaced it with an effigy of Rantorch that children are encouraged to spit and urinate on.
Josh has not returned to Shropshire since 1997.
Barry Jan is a shrewd and wily individual, always ready with a quip or ploy to win the hand of Lady Jane Trampling, his childhood sweetheart, in holy wedlock. His cunning plans always go awry at the last possible moment, however, causing Barry to jump and curse the very sky for his wretched existence.
Jan has no time for those who dismiss astrology as superstition.
A spry and lithe individual, Antony Weldoff, is able to climb a ladder in under 8 seconds, much to the chagrin of his colleagues and acquaintances. In 1995 Antony was seen absailing down the Eiffel Tower, an event which he has always denied, yet we know he did - we have it on video.
Weldoff is unable to articulate his feelings and is often in a state of abject dejectedness.
Despised and hated by all Geoff Pappolite is, without question, the most obnoxious type of tash. He waltz's through life like a lame gibbon, terrorising and manipulating people for his own pathetic gains.
Pappolite is an ugly man who is unlikely to ever find true happiness and will die alone and unloved in an empty house. No, actually, in a car crash - next week.
Steve and his followers have been among us for many years now. You may never see them but they're always there - hiding, skulking at the periphery. Plack is the most vocal of his kind, able to mingle with the ordinary folk without standing out. But he is different - very different.
We will all know him when he chooses to speak.
Since 1984, Cocktech Industries have been a brand leader that many companies have attepted to emulate without success. Their products are regarded as the highest quality, best designed and most comfortable specimens in the field. In 2008 Cocktech were awarded the Gold Member Award from The Phallus Institute, which has further cemented their image as the number one company in their very competitive and crowded market.
Eco-conscious Pencil manufacturer, Carbon Footprint Ltd. seek to bring an end to the pollution and ecological damage caused by standard pencil manufacture, and they're leading by example. Each pencil is hand-made, hand-delivered and every carbon atom that falls from the pencil during construction is collected in a large bin and hurled directly in to the sun by a hand-powered trebuchet. Each pencil contains a sensor that detects the level of carbon still contained within and once a certain threshold has been passed capsules of Carborane acid, stored within the wood, are released destroying all remaining matter.
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UK susiduary of the Pam Ayres Corporation.
